LeFishy?

And of course “privates” can refer to a penis (like a sausage, but leakier) or a vagina (no idea).

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We are not nouns, we are verbs. I am not a thing – an actor, a writer – I am a person who does things – I write, I act – and I never know what I am going to do next. I think you can be imprisoned if you think of yourself as a noun.

Stephen Fry

7/20/10, 4:34pm SHORT URL: http://tumblr.com/xpvdu5v58

I swear, if they ever make a movie about my life, the handsome and dashing actor who plays me, when asked on his deathbed which of life’s pleasures had given him the greatest happiness, will say something cheesy that makes the audience ooh and aww with appreciation, but it’ll be total Hollywood bullshit, because what I really will have said was “gaming”.

Steve Yegge, via http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2010/07/blogger-finger.html (via nihilocrat)

/reblogged from what up NURD?

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Which way does UpBot go?

At the moment. Forward!

I’m actually working on UpBot.

Holy fucking shit.

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He would awaken feeling less restored than rudely shot forward in time, with no discernible accomplishments to show for the lost hours.

The Passage - Justin Cronin

7/11/10, 2:13am SHORT URL: http://tumblr.com/xpvd5q7nr

Harvest Moonbase

Not much else except a title right now.

See you in 10 years.

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10 Year Pageant, eh?

Ok then I guess I’ll start something for this and then forget about it and then rediscover it in maybe 6 or 7 years and be like OH SHIT ONLY 4 YEARS TO GO!

Or we’ll all be dead by then because of a US military experiment…

I sneezed and thought I was turning into a vampire.

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Greg Peltz

Found the dude who duded that picture down below. Dude.

7/6/10, 11:56am SHORT URL: http://tumblr.com/xpvcu9vru

Ugh I feel a bit dirty not being able to directly cite the artist on this one. But if someone can find it again (I was on his blog a few days ago) I’d happily drop a link.

foundobjeckt:

C3-PO as a victorian gentleman

/reblogged from we are stains in the night

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Runaway Paint

This is a beautiful thing.

7/5/10, 1:28am SHORT URL: http://tumblr.com/xpvcqymek